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Well they’re telling me now, I gotta stay inside
I hope I don’t freak out, freaking lose my mind
Where’s the good news, somebody, show me a sign
I didn’t think, my couch, would be my 9 to 5
Well they say, stay away from bars and stadiums
Schools out for summer, good luck, with your craniums, hey
Take a look, it’s a brand new show
We got a stand-up comedian, in the white house so…
Pandemic pandemonium, no ticket to ride
You got plenty of room, just got to sanitize
Gonna get pretty messy ‘for it’s said and done
Don’t worry America, still number one
Pandemic pandemonium, just take a seat
Six feet over there, or six feet underneath
You can’t change the channel, 'cause it’s all the same thing
From sea to shining sea
Well they’re telling me now, here comes a check
Spend it all, ‘Cause you got to help the 1 %
Service people, just deliver, you’ll be ok
And if you have no income, well you better pray
Think I might have a cough, cold or flu
Well you’re not dying yet, so back home for you
Coronials coming, a new baby boom
Let’s all thank the good lord for Zoom
Got a hall of mirrors where you can meditate
There’s a YouTube playground, always open late
Oh powder me up some fake news funnel cake, yessir
I see an art car coming, if you’d like, try to escape…
Pandemic pandemonium, one more time
If you want to find some toilet paper get in line
It’s gonna get pretty messy ‘for it’s said and done
Don’t worry America, still number one
Pandemic pandemonium, yeah here we go
And where the wheel stops, well nobody knows
You can’t change the channel, ‘cause it’s all the same thing
From sea to shining sea
No you can’t change the dial, ‘cause it’s all the same thing
From sea-to-shining-sea
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